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[BREAKING] Gillette beats iPhone to 4 cameras AND throws in 20 razors!

Gillette has embarrassed Apple by releasing a quad-camera razor months ahead of the tech giant's iPhone 12 launch.


The new Gillette Camerazor features a combined 200MB camera setup - light years ahead of every smartphone camera on the market - but also 20 blades for a 'life-flashing-before-your-eyes shave'.

Something to make your epidermis nervous!

Selfies from the first reviewers appeared online showing perfect glassy cheeks and pink scalps although some over-eager fanboys were not careful and shaved some chin right off!

Original file size too large for the site but trust us, in full resolution you can see his great grandfather's soul.

Tik-Tok influencer, Jorge Brephtonia, used the quad camera to full effect by zooming into his stubble before a shave he described as 'life or death...but I'd do it again!'

We don't know if that's gross or not but one thing's for sure, Steve Jobs is spinning up a storm in his coffin right now.


Gillette's parent company, Procter & Gamble (PG), saw its stock run right through the COVID-19 ceiling and kick Apple Inc. (AAPL) right between their $2 trillion legs.


The Camerazor has set the bar high and we only hope it will spur Apple to innovate a katana into their next iPhone design. Or an app that can irradiate the hair off your body, yes please!


Ladies and gentlemen the war has just begun and we will all benefit. Sure you'll have to fork out hundreds, maybe even thousands of dollars to keep up but you'll feel like illegal silk every damn day. Slide on you sexy slytherins.

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