BREAKING: China seizes assets of Russian oligarch from Compare The Meerkat.China said it intended to sell the Oligarch's assets and use the money towards building schools in Taiwan, Tibet and Xinjiang.
BREAKING: Taliban add Pride rainbow to flagBrothers and birthing people and atheist sodomites, we welcome all of you to join us in building a Shariah caliphate.
[BREAKING] Trump and Biden both win and agree to share power as Co-PresidentsMelania Trump and Jill Biden will also assume co-First Lady seats and, in a remarkable show of unity, agreed to share each other's husbands.
[LEAKED] The five BIG changes liberals will make if they win the electionThis outrageous set of proposals reveals the true intentions behind the Dems and their power-hungry overlords like George Soros & OJ Simpson
EXCLUSIVE: Illuminati initiation forces Zuckerberg to surf past KKK in WHITEFACE!"The little cracker needs to show us he's prepared to stare death in the face before he gets to sip from our sacred gourd of infant blood."
BREAKING: Tories pledge to extend 'stop & search' powers to pensionersIn a fresh campaign pledge, the Tories have vowed to grant stop & search powers to pensioners and at the same time relieve overworked police
WAR! Trump declares war on butterfly on the other side of the world causing hurricanes!"Everybody knows this butterfly causes hurricanes here in America when it flaps its wings in China, okay"
Antifa training dogs to hate RepublicansSickening reports from a tipster within Antifa reveal that the extremist group is training dogs to hate and attack republicans.
SHAMELESS: Corbyn son sold Venezuelan LSD to Tory rebels!Corbyn son sells Venezuelan LSD to Tory Rebels on the night of infamous Benn Bill vote.
LEAKED: Mugabe FAKED death & helping China combat Hong Kong protesters!Leaked documents reveal that the former Zimbabwean dictator faked his own death to concentrate on his consultancy business.