Health

Confused boy rushed to hospital after swallowing 12 canisters of laughing gas (WARNING)

Instead of inhaling the gas within he dipped each canister in ice-cream and swallowed them as if they were giant pills.

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[WARNING] Latest coronavirus thermometers will just shoot you if fever too high

"The thermo-gun device will gauge their temperature and automatically fire a single round into the skull if they are deemed to be feverish."

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[LEAKED] Amazon Prime users will get autism-free vaccine earlier than non-subscribers

Alexa owners who speak to the device more than members of their household will also qualify for free shipping.

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BREAKING: UK begins human trials on 5G vaccine

They are pushing ahead with the world's first human trials on a vaccine and therapy rumoured to involve foil condoms.

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BREAKING: Psychic medium tests positive after channeling person who died from COVID-19

Nicholas Aujula, a psychic medium, is the first person to have contracted the coronavirus from speaking to a recently deceased victim.

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CREEPY OR CARING A.I.? Alexa feels sorry for sick girl so 3D prints her this pony

Staff were disgusted by the abomoniation and sent both the 'pony' and smart speaker to the hospital crematorium.

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BREAKING: Lunar astronauts confirm first coronavirus case

Space doctor, Khaled Shianbao said in a statement on Friday that this was the first confirmed case outside of the world’s borders.

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SHAMELESS: Durex slammed for Valentine's Day face masks saying "Share the love. Not the virus."

"They can roll one of their over-sized condoms over their heads and GET F**KED!" commented 说谎者

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LEAKED: Durex to launch reversible condom to circumvent single-use plastic law

A prototype reversible condom was left at a bar by a forgetful product engineer, forcing Durex to confirm its latest line of enviro condoms.

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Japanese funeral craze: ENTOMBED in AMBER!

Japan's aging population is fueling a new trend in the alternative burial method of entombing the body in amber for millions of years.

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Priyanka Chopra posts masturbation criteria for pervs lurking on her profile

"If my husband has to abide by these rules, to be able to sneak a snake shake whilst watching me ignore him, then so will all of you!"

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Loud ambulance siren startles woman to death

A pedestrian in London was startled to death when a passing ambulance turned its siren on as it passed her.

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WARNING: Vaccines cause racism!

Vaccination of children leads to full-blown racism later in life, according to a report by the International Association of Natural Healers

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Huawei releasing 5G mosquitoes in USA

Huawei have been accused of releasing mosquitoes bearing the Chinese firm's signature 5G signal, into the USA.

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SMOKE DIET: Chinese using 5G vapes to lose weight!

Chinese youth and young adults have taken to the next generation of 5G enabled vaping devices or electronic cigarettes to lose weight.

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