Confused boy rushed to hospital after swallowing 12 canisters of laughing gas (WARNING) Instead of inhaling the gas within he dipped each canister in ice-cream and swallowed them as if they were giant pills.
[WARNING] Latest coronavirus thermometers will just shoot you if fever too high"The thermo-gun device will gauge their temperature and automatically fire a single round into the skull if they are deemed to be feverish."
[LEAKED] Amazon Prime users will get autism-free vaccine earlier than non-subscribersAlexa owners who speak to the device more than members of their household will also qualify for free shipping.
BREAKING: UK begins human trials on 5G vaccineThey are pushing ahead with the world's first human trials on a vaccine and therapy rumoured to involve foil condoms.