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[BREAKING] Nike changes pronouns to swooshes
The swoosh can be expressed in text via an emoji, rentable from our media center for $49.99 per week, or by simply typing the √ character.
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RED CARD: Parents send death threats to primary school VAR ref.
The seven year old boy will not be allowed to play in the following two games and will be forced to pay a fine of £300.
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LEAKED: The 5 taunts England will be whispering in the scrum against the Springboks
Eddie Jones usually instructs his men to "grunt politely, like gentlemen" when engaged in the scrum but for the final he has some surprises.
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LEAKED: Springboks to whisper Princess Di conspiracy theories in the scrum
Rassie Erasmus usually allows his men to make their favourite sex sounds in the scrum but for the World Cup final, they're experimenting.
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Nike launches knee pad for anthem kneeling
Nike has launched the knee pads for athletes who wish to kneel during national anthems.
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