Nike launches knee pad for anthem kneeling

Nike stock has jumped 3% at the news of their new range of knee pads.

The always-innovating brand has added activism to their portfolio and launched the knee pads for athletes who wish to kneel during national anthems in protest at societal ills which the government is failing to address.

The company says it expects the knee pad to be a best-selling product with scope to diversify the range into marriage proposals and church gear in the near future.