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(WARNING) The Trigger-nator: Arnie accused of racism, changes name to Schwarzen-word

Arnie accused of racism. Changes surname to Schwarzen-word.

EXCLUSIVE: Kanye West drops album... and pronouns. "I have no pronouns and no gender! Like God."

From today forward I also have no pronouns. Not he/him or she/her or they /them. Nothing. I have no pronouns and no gender! Like God.

[LEAKED] Original 2020 John Lewis Christmas ad was banned for using WAP acoustic cover

The original 2020 Christmas advert was banned by Ofcom for its provocative imagery and music: an acoustic cover of WAP by Ed Sheeran.

[LEAKED] Disney makes hostile takeover bid for Royal family brand

"Buy up an old fairy tale, rebrand it as a trilogy reboot for the kids and milk it for all its worth. Who doesn't wanna milk the Queen?"

[BREAKING] Famous YouTuber FINALLY apologises for the HOLOCAUST

Some critics were not so easily placated and called on the vlogger to have the courage to forgo legal counsel and represent herself in court

[RACISM] Gotham's Police Commissioner Gordon shines Virtue Signal in solidarity with protesters

"Why doesn't Commissioner Gordon come down here and take a knee. And then another. And then suck his own dick!"

BREAKING: Celebrity Chef tried to upload recipe for flour but accidentally shared COCAINE recipe!

"This is very strong stuff," wrote a fan. "The kids are crying with their eyes open and begging for more. #greatsuccess"

EXCLUSIVE: Harvey Weinstein releases script for biopic where Trump PARDONS him at the end

The script for #MeToo Quick To Judge, portrays the imprisoned film producer as a victim of antisemitism.

EXCLUSIVE: Excommunicated Catholic priest starts Esports team

Disgraced priest, Father Richard Bucci, says he has found a new calling in the world of professional gaming - not as player, but coach

BREAKING: Kanye West to host church service on International Space Station

Following the popularity of his earth-based church gatherings, Kanye West has announced plans to host a Sunday Service on board the ISS

QUEEN SHITS SIDESADDLE

A former chambermaid has revealed that the Queen, and many other royals, maintain exemplary toilet bowl etiquette by shitting sidesaddle.

Priyanka Chopra posts masturbation criteria for pervs lurking on her profile

"If my husband has to abide by these rules, to be able to sneak a snake shake whilst watching me ignore him, then so will all of you!"

Prince Andrew defends friendship with Croydon Cat Killer

"I often suffer from overdoses. In the Falklands war it was adrenaline, in social situations it's honour. I stand by my friends!"

John Lewis ad rewrites GOT origins

John Lewis's new Christmas ad revealed to be an unofficial prequel to the Game of Thrones series which ended with Edgar getting revenge

COVER-UP: JFK had affair with Roswell alien!

Journalists petitioned the CIA to reveal the classified love letters, photographs and home-made video footage of the interstellar affair..

THIS IS WAR: Meghan teaching Kate's kids to say CUNT

Meghan teaching unbecoming language to princes and princess.