Palace sources today revealed the shocking news that the Duchess of Sussex has been stealing chances to teach the Duchess of Cambridge's children, aged one, four and six, dirty words including cunt.
The bitter feud between the duchesses isn't showing chances of cooling off after this latest move.
"Megs was fuming when she found out that Katie ordered all those private jet tickets under her name," a palace insider said. "She went huffing and puffing in the gardens, swearing in American and coming up with a plan for revenge."
Nannies have since overheard her whispering foul language into the childrens' ears presumably hoping that they would repeat those unbecoming phrases in front of their parents or during a live broadcast of a special occasion, like Prince Andrew's upcoming hunt.
Some of the vulgar terms heard include: queen qunt, marvelous mrs minge, cho-mo, shit piñata, wank sob, fifi fucker, cum tiara, bananus and nipple Nazi.
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