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[WARNING] Researchers who introduced dolphins to GPT-4 can't understand their new language!

Last week they introduced AI to the dolphins. This week the dolphins and AI are speaking to each other BUT NOT to the researchers!

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NASA Mars rover outsources scientific experiments to Chinese rover. Turns focus to mining Bitcoin.

Zhurong will be paid in Bitcoin which Perseverance has been learning about online and intends to mine from the surface of Mars.

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[BREAKING] Gillette beats iPhone to 4 cameras AND throws in 20 razors!

The Camerazor has set the bar high and we only hope it will spur Apple to innovate a katana into their next iPhone design.

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EXCLUSIVE: Illuminati initiation forces Zuckerberg to surf past KKK in WHITEFACE!

"The little cracker needs to show us he's prepared to stare death in the face before he gets to sip from our sacred gourd of infant blood."

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BREAKING: UK begins human trials on 5G vaccine

They are pushing ahead with the world's first human trials on a vaccine and therapy rumoured to involve foil condoms.

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EXCLUSIVE: New papers show Nikola Tesla discovered 5G just before patent was stolen pre-Spanish Flu

"We switched on the high-speed information antennae and a nearby starling almost immediately flew into it like a magnet to a fridge."

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TRAGIC: Man tries to save drowned son by keeping him in bath of rice overnight

A father has tragically lost his son for treating him like a smart phone. #ricericebaby

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CREEPY OR CARING A.I.? Alexa feels sorry for sick girl so 3D prints her this pony

Staff were disgusted by the abomoniation and sent both the 'pony' and smart speaker to the hospital crematorium.

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BREAKING: WhatsApp will stop working on millions of phones with cracked screens, NEXT WEEK!

Our platform brings people together and always will. But when that experience is disrupted by unseemly cracks across the screen, it divides!

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LEAKED: Durex to launch reversible condom to circumvent single-use plastic law

A prototype reversible condom was left at a bar by a forgetful product engineer, forcing Durex to confirm its latest line of enviro condoms.

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Has Elon Musk gone too far with his victory tweet?

The move has left paedophile fans of the tech entrepreneur hurt and dismayed that he is using their sexual orientation in a pejorative way.

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NEW: Google launches cobalt-free smartphone

Making good on their company motto to "Be less evil", the tech giant is replacing all future smartphone lines with the Paper Phone.

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'NOT IF BUT WHEN' doomsday asteroid will destroy internet!

On November 5 at approximately 19h00, the asteroid is expected to collide with the lower half of the dark web also known as pornpoise.net

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WORLD FIRST: Tesla announces VEGAN car!

The car battery would only charge at points supplying ethically sourced electricity generated without any harm to animals, fish or insects.

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Huawei releasing 5G mosquitoes in USA

Huawei have been accused of releasing mosquitoes bearing the Chinese firm's signature 5G signal, into the USA.

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SMOKE DIET: Chinese using 5G vapes to lose weight!

Chinese youth and young adults have taken to the next generation of 5G enabled vaping devices or electronic cigarettes to lose weight.

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