Huawei have been accused of releasing mosquitoes bearing the Chinese firm's signature 5G signal, into the USA.
Researchers at the University of Anchorage in Alaska have identified over 200 mosquitoes with the tell-tale Huawei technology, at five sites around the state, so far.
The 5G enabled mosquitoes are feared to be part of a cyber warfare program carried out by the firm with help from the Chinese government, in retaliation to the US instigated trade war.
Officials fear the insects may transfer magnetised ferro-fluids which trigger cell-phone reception and conductivity, to the host if bitten.
Complaints from some suspected victims interviewed at Aurora Military Hospital include 'strange static-like feelings in my body hair' and 'the murmur of millions of chattering voices in the distance' and 'deviant sexual thoughts put in my head as if i'm picking up the search terms people use on porn sites.'
"Many people don't know that their bodies have a north and south pole just like the Earth," said one military medic, "And if that balance is disrupted then well... well just imagine a millennium bug for the heart and brain."
Current known cures to the "5G Flu" as people are calling it include two days stay in a submarine or unplugging all nearby electrical devices, stripping naked and holding a powerful magnet in each hand as far apart as possible until symptoms subside.
Officials are asking that if you fear you may be infected or have caught a mosquito with a slightly blue glow to it, to please call your nearest military hospital urgently AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES try to plug the insect into your router.
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