BREAKING: China seizes assets of Russian oligarch from Compare The Meerkat.China said it intended to sell the Oligarch's assets and use the money towards building schools in Taiwan, Tibet and Xinjiang.
BREAKING: Taliban add Pride rainbow to flagBrothers and birthing people and atheist sodomites, we welcome all of you to join us in building a Shariah caliphate.
NASA Mars rover outsources scientific experiments to Chinese rover. Turns focus to mining Bitcoin.Zhurong will be paid in Bitcoin which Perseverance has been learning about online and intends to mine from the surface of Mars.
Asking to remove pineapple from pizza to be a hate crime under new racism laws.Those who refuse the pineapple are refusing the very essence of Hawaii, tough on the outside but fruity inside (too fruity for some).