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Nike asks Americans to call 9-1-1 every time they see hate crimes on TV or "Just Do One"

Updated: Jun 7, 2020

American multinational corporation, Nike, has released a timely advertising campaign to address the anti-racist protests and riots across the USA.


The company has taken a strong stance in opposition to all the passive and docile mouth-breathers who have not even bothered to like, comment on or share their latest stirring ad.

Nike followed up the brave ad with a call for all of its social media followers and employees to share the message with their family and friends. Those identified to have failed in this moral duty were labelled complicit and part of the problem. They were also sent a coupon to add 20% to the retail price the next time they shopped on Nike.com.


The move was roundly praised by politicians and police forces across the country with some even saying they wish it had gone further.


Joe Biden was first out the gates to re-tweet the ad and warned all white Americans who failed to cry and then share it, that they "will never be black".


President Trump followed shortly after with a photo of him, Melania and Elon Musk in front of the SpaceX rocket and a caption reading:


Pass this on. Don't break the chain or it will be very very bad luck. Believe me. If you do not share this and nominate ten people to do the same then the moon will become a racist playground for Russia and China.

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