Science

[WARNING] Researchers who introduced dolphins to GPT-4 can't understand their new language!

Last week they introduced AI to the dolphins. This week the dolphins and AI are speaking to each other BUT NOT to the researchers!

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NASA Mars rover outsources scientific experiments to Chinese rover. Turns focus to mining Bitcoin.

Zhurong will be paid in Bitcoin which Perseverance has been learning about online and intends to mine from the surface of Mars.

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[BREAKING] Cosmonauts confuse SpaceX colleague for possessed Tesla Starman and ATTACK

"When i saw tovarisch Bob come through the airlock my spine went to Siberia."

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BREAKING: UK begins human trials on 5G vaccine

They are pushing ahead with the world's first human trials on a vaccine and therapy rumoured to involve foil condoms.

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EXCLUSIVE: New papers show Nikola Tesla discovered 5G just before patent was stolen pre-Spanish Flu

"We switched on the high-speed information antennae and a nearby starling almost immediately flew into it like a magnet to a fridge."

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CREEPY OR CARING A.I.? Alexa feels sorry for sick girl so 3D prints her this pony

Staff were disgusted by the abomoniation and sent both the 'pony' and smart speaker to the hospital crematorium.

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BREAKING: Lunar astronauts confirm first coronavirus case

Space doctor, Khaled Shianbao said in a statement on Friday that this was the first confirmed case outside of the world’s borders.

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Talking with your mouth full linked to higher IQ

Talking with your mouth full of food is actually an example of cerebral persistence over lower-level physiological functions.

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BREAKING: Kanye West to host church service on International Space Station

Following the popularity of his earth-based church gatherings, Kanye West has announced plans to host a Sunday Service on board the ISS

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'NOT IF BUT WHEN' doomsday asteroid will destroy internet!

On November 5 at approximately 19h00, the asteroid is expected to collide with the lower half of the dark web also known as pornpoise.net

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WARNING: Vaccines cause racism!

Vaccination of children leads to full-blown racism later in life, according to a report by the International Association of Natural Healers

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Trump tweets photo of refugee polar bears, calls for northern border wall.

President Trump has tweeted a photo of lawless refugee polar bears ransacking Alaska as proof that America needs to tighten its borders.

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COVER-UP: JFK had affair with Roswell alien!

Journalists petitioned the CIA to reveal the classified love letters, photographs and home-made video footage of the interstellar affair..

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Japanese discover AIDS on asteroid!

JAXA have discovered AIDS in asteroid soil samples.

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