President Trump has tweeted a photo of lawless refugee polar bears ransacking Fairbanks, Alaska as proof that America needs to tighten its borders.
"All Americans are hurt by uncontrolled, illegal migration," said the President in a tweet reminiscent of his remarks in 2016 about illegal Mexican immigrants. "They're not sending their best. They're sending bears that have lots of problems. They're bringing dirt. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good. But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we're getting. They're sending us not the right people. #wearefull"
He has called for proposals to be sent to the White House for a wall that would run the length of the northern border of Alaska with the Arctic Ocean.
At a press meeting in the Oval office he continued his attack on the bears in defense of America.
"We know that they float into America on ice caps and Eskimo drug boats. Everyone is saying that they go straight for our great American landfills. No respect. And they are very not nice in their treatment of the rangers and first responders who have to shoot them away. People don't know but it takes more than five bullets each to stop them attacking our garbage sites. So greedy."
In true Trump style, he went on to blame the left and Democrats in congress.
"The Dems don't want to help secure our borders and this is what you get. Disgraceful. The disgraceful Dems say the bears are coming because we're not fighting their phony climate crisis. Can you believe that? Many people are saying that they are bribing the polar bears to come to America and scare us to try win the next election. Not happening, sorry. Not scared."
In a final flurry before leaving the press gathering, he left with a warning for the bears.
"I hope the bears read this tweet. I hope they think about what they've done and who they're messing with. We have the world's biggest military guns and heroes. We are looking at you, molar bears (sic). Where were you on 9/11? We'll find out. Bye bye!"