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BREAKING: Trump donating 500 nukes to Australia "for them to fight fire with FIRE!"

In a busy week for President Trump, he has managed to keep abreast of the situation in Australia and reacted with kind-hearted charity.


He tweeted that the USA would be donating 500 nuclear weapons to Australia for it to obliterate the bush fires once and for all.

Whilst critics questioned the effectiveness of the nuclear strategy, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison responded with thanks and effusive praise for his American counterpart's aid and ingenuity.


"Dropping nukes on the fires would at least stop them from progressing any further and that, in these desperate times, is worth the risk!"


Reactions from other heads of state were mixed with the Russian foreign office encouraging the move, offering to donate further 'prototype explosives' if the nuclear route wasn't successful.


The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) - the nuclear watchdog of the United Nations - expressed similar encouragement and hailed the move as a "perfect example of nuclear technology being used peacefully for a change."

Iran used the opportunity to highlight that they would have offered double the amount of nuclear bombs had they been allowed to enrich uranium to weapons grade were it not for sanctions imposed by the USA.


Nuclear bombs are, in theory, able to extinguish existing fires, souls and anything else within their kill radius.

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