Nicholas Aujula, a psychic medium from London, is the first person to have contracted the coronavirus from speaking to a recently deceased victim of the disease.
"I have nobody but myself to blame," said the Hollywood Psychic. "I should have known. I ignored the medical evidence. The disease has a spirit too and it stays alive, possessing the host for up to 72 hours after the body dies. I didn't wait long enough before communing with the victim."
The medium, famed for his spiritual gifts and future-sight, predicted the royal wedding in 2018, the election of Donald Trump and the rise of webinars but failed to foresee his catching the world's most popular disease.
Nicholas explained that he would not usually have contacted a dead person so soon after their passing but his teenage client urgently needed the combination to the family safe and was willing to split 30% of the inheritance.
The WHO has declared Mr. Aujula as the first case of trans-mortality infection and warned all mediums to cease their activities indefinitely until more was understood about the virus.
Turning to Nostradamus's infamous book of spells, the Cazzate, Mr. Aujula declared that a cure could be inferred from the subtext.
The world holds its breath for selfless internet citizens to act now and send enough spiritual energy, in the form of likes, to this modern-day Merlin whilst he still has enough health to save us all.
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