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[BREAKING] Famous YouTuber FINALLY apologises for the HOLOCAUST

After more than seven decades and immeasurable grief, Tana Mongeau, a 22 year old YouTuber, has released an apology video for all her crimes against humanity.


For almost 15 minutes, Tana expresses a never before seen amount self-admonition and remorse for a heinous crime which is not explained.


Data forensic polygraphists have analysed her video and compared it to other apologies throughout history. Their findings declare "with 99.8% certainty that this young woman can only be apologising for causing the holocaust."


Academics have reacted with surprise at her admission of guilt saying, "this rewrites history", "you're never too young to be an original NAZI" and "we can only hope the Nuremburg trials will resume."

Some critics were not so easily placated and called on the vlogger to have the courage to forgo legal counsel and represent herself in court or at least speak the name of the atrocity out loud.


Winston Churchill himself (portrayed by historical impersonator, Percy Mulligan), gave the video a thumbs down and commented, "Did she torment those poor souls with vague, rambling videos like this? Is her M.O. the filibuster? Should she be allowed to wear that much white?"


Whilst we have not heard the words out of her mouth, it is the opinion of this publication that Ms Mongeau is definitely admitting to war crimes but we encourage our readers to make their own minds up if they can even make past three minutes or so.

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