In a remarkable turn of events following the US 2020 elections, both candidates for president have secured enough votes and electoral college seats to win.
Both incumbent Donald Trump and challenger Joe Biden have won the Presidency in a fantastic victory for the big D: Democracy.
The pair have agreed to share power and act as Co-Presidents for the next four years - the result all Americans can get behind.
Trump and Biden agreed to dispassionately discuss every matter that makes its way to the Oval Office and find a middle path to resolution.
Co-President Trump tweeted congratulations to Joe and the entire country on a good fight saying, "Tremendous news for America! It was a tough, clean fight - the best fight, my favourite type. We have reached a DEAL to govern together and a lot of people are saying that this won't work BUT they know I am full of surprises, okay? Mike Pence and Kamala Harris are going to work together to defeat the China virus before Thanksgiving."
The White House has already announced plans to make space for Joe Biden's family and administration staff, a move which brought Co-President Biden to tears, "This is a wonderful night. We, the American people, have shown how we can overcome adversity when we join forces and work together! Two families living under one roof, that's how America feels tonight. We are not going to The White House, we are going to The White Home!"
Melania Trump and Jill Biden will also assume co-First Lady seats and, in a remarkable show of unity, agreed to share each other's husbands too.
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