Pope Francis accidentally triggered celebrations of a new pope after vaping near an open Vatican City window today, according to a source close to the arch diocese.
The white smoke triggered the conclave into papal inauguration preparations which lasted only as long as it took Francis to rush into the secret chamber and rip up their scrolls.
"He was so embarrassed but we all understood and laughed," revealed the insider.
And the flavour? "His Holiness has vapologists mix custom flavours every month. Currently he can't get enough of Moses' Burning Bush."
A new Pope is not expected until the second coming of Catholic idol, Jesus.
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