The snowflake liberals have been caught having their gluten-free cake and eating it.
Clean energy provider, CompostCo, faced backlash and embarrassment today after photos emerged of their executive team eating red meat and drinking milk with palm oil (at a brasserie with no green credentials to speak of)!
CompostCo users were left feeling hollow and mortified at the hypocritical behaviour.
I don't know if I can live with myself as an environmentalist when the energy I use functions off of dirty metabolism. #compostcomustgo #cleanenergydirtymetabolism
@kombuchayogi44
The company's share price was rocked by the revelation earlier this week but took a further beating after internet sleuths uncovered evidence of the waiter's step-father letting the water run whilst brushing his teeth.
CompostCo employees have voiced concerns that they may never be able to show their faces at the community yoga class again.
The revelation has caused waves in the renewable energy industry with many similar companies issuing memos to employees to
stop wearing unsustainable cotton
remove their children from schools that don't use solar panels
remove all pronouns from their social media posts
Resignations and Trudeau-level apologies are expected later today.
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