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Prince Andrew defends friendship with Croydon Cat Killer
"I often suffer from overdoses. In the Falklands war it was adrenaline, in social situations it's honour. I stand by my friends!"
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WAR! Trump declares war on butterfly on the other side of the world causing hurricanes!
"Everybody knows this butterfly causes hurricanes here in America when it flaps its wings in China, okay"
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EXCLUSIVE: South African farmers growing apartheid cocaine again!
25 years after South Africa's first democratic elections, the old farmlands are growing racist cocaine once again.
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Trump tweets photo of refugee polar bears, calls for northern border wall.
President Trump has tweeted a photo of lawless refugee polar bears ransacking Alaska as proof that America needs to tighten its borders.
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Iranian Pokemon targeted in fresh Saudi attacks
In the latest volley of tit-for-tat attacks, KSA has responded to Iran's recent aggression by wiping out its Pokémon population.
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LGBT terrorist installs trans toilets in White House
White House security have arrested a transgender terrorist who worked overnight to change all the White House rest rooms into trans toilets.
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LEAKED: Mugabe FAKED death & helping China combat Hong Kong protesters!
Leaked documents reveal that the former Zimbabwean dictator faked his own death to concentrate on his consultancy business.
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