Prince Andrew defends friendship with Croydon Cat Killer"I often suffer from overdoses. In the Falklands war it was adrenaline, in social situations it's honour. I stand by my friends!"
WAR! Trump declares war on butterfly on the other side of the world causing hurricanes!"Everybody knows this butterfly causes hurricanes here in America when it flaps its wings in China, okay"
EXCLUSIVE: South African farmers growing apartheid cocaine again!25 years after South Africa's first democratic elections, the old farmlands are growing racist cocaine once again.
Trump tweets photo of refugee polar bears, calls for northern border wall.President Trump has tweeted a photo of lawless refugee polar bears ransacking Alaska as proof that America needs to tighten its borders.